Pphhrreensheep seekers!!

Only a person whose speech borders illiterate would make such statements:

"can we make friendship??"

"I Wanna Frandhap U"

"hi u r u like to add me ?u can add only if u have ur hotmail id other wise thax.
bye
tc"

" i don't do frandshap bith estrnger butt bhen i met u i feeling i know u.theirfour pledge becum
my frand."

"u luk beutifull u luk pratty u luk like my mummy , can u pleas allow me to be ur fraand .plz
.plz.plz . i waiting for your massage . u take care and take care of mine .bye
and dont forgat to replay
and i luk like SHahruck Khan also
so plz talk okay
bye"

oh and i HAVE to mention this..this is one of a kind


"hi...I Was going through ur profile, found it interesting, so am writing to u..... As a normal routine, I know u must be tired of people saying, "hiii there, u r cute, u r pretty, i like ur smile, i like ur eyes....... and stuff"......and i can imagine how irritating it can be when someone out of know where jumps up and says....... "DO u wanna be my friend, or can i be ur friend" and u feel like, Man DO i KNow u .......... Hence i would definately not do the same, neither would i ask u to be my friend... All i shall say is, "WHy dont we start a conversation and let friendship develop on its on....."

all I have to say is.. MAN!! DO I KNOW YOU?????????